I really cannot fathom the reasoning behind statements like this. There is always a moment when god has more important things to do than cover my dumb butt.....
Some people really are the but of jokes, that kind of statement reminds me of this joke:
One day there was a bad hurricane
The evacuation was announced but one old woman told herself, "I'm staying God will provide for my safety",
The flooding started and some rednecks came by and asked her to leave with them in their 4x4 huntin truck,
She refused saying "I'm staying, God will keep me safe",
The flooding got high enough to force her onto the second floor of her home,
A local coonass came by in his flat boat and told her it was about to get worse, she should come with him,
Again she refused, "I'm a God fearing Christian, he will keep me safe",
The storm brought more flooding and she had to climb onto the roof where waves were crashing,
A helicopter came by and lowered a Coastie who told her the area was about to have barges come crashing through and this was her last chance,
"The Lord will protect me", was all she said before turning her head and ignoring him,
Shortly later she died and met her maker and asked the question, "I've been a good christian and believed in you my whole life, why did you not heed my pairs and keep me safe?"
To which she received the reply, "What more should I have done? I sent rednecks, a coonass, and a helicopter even after you were warned to leave."
Some people refuse to help themselves.
