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    Red face Advantages of a GUN over WIFE.

    #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST

    #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun
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    I lol'd, but there is one thing that guns will never outdo a woman on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PistolPackingMomma View Post
    I lol'd, but there is one thing that guns will never outdo a woman on...
    I'll give you that one, guns can't cook. *LOL*
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    Yea and guns don't clean.
    No man alive can beat me in a fair fight: It's not fair to chase a man down and beat him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 09jisaac View Post
    Yea and guns don't clean.
    you know a woman that cleans? I need one those new inventions! haha

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    Guns don't speak. But when they talk people listen !

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    Cleaning lady is only $20 every 2 weeks.

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    Lmaooooooooo

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    On further introspection, guns DO clean! Just watch how fast scum, trash & dirtbags will leave your house when they see it pointed in their direction! *LOL*
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    Quote Originally Posted by neuroblades View Post
    On further introspection, guns DO clean! Just watch how fast scum, trash & dirtbags will leave your house when they see it pointed in their direction! *LOL*
    If they were in my house my gun would make a mess of them until I ended the threat.
    No man alive can beat me in a fair fight: It's not fair to chase a man down and beat him.

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