1 - Welcome to OCDO.
2 - Please be sure to spell my name correctly when listing me as the beneficiary of your life insurance policy. (You can buy one for a quarter down at the bus station.)
3 - Disregard the clauses in the life insurance policy regarding suicide. Using a Bryco is not committing suicide; it is either effective self defense via making the BG fall down and laugh so hard he dies from lack of oxygen or blowing your hand/head off to prevent the BG from hurting himself by using force against your think skull.
4 - You do realize that by creating this account you have violated TOS and will be hunted down by both the moderators and the administrators, don't you? You might as well use that Bryco now and get it over with.