I heard that some guy took 16 9mm and kept on chugging, so I got a .45
Then I head that someone took 16 .45's and kept on chugging, so I got a .50
Then I head that someone took 10 .50's and kept on chugging, so I bought a trenchcoat, rigged up a rifle sling and started carrying a 30/30
Then I head that my friend shot a deer 6 times with his 30/30 and had to track it for a mile, so I got a 30-06
Then I heard that some other guy shot a deer 4 times with the 30-06 and it just ran off, so I got a .50, got a bigger sling, rigged it up in my trenchcoat and started carrying that
BTW, the trenchcoat makes me look menacing! Till it gets to be 105f in the summer, now I just look like a sprinkler with all the sweat running down my face
But anyway, I was reading about how some guy in the army shot someone twice with a .50 and the guy didn't go down!
So now I'm looking for something a little bigger that I can shoulder mount to retract down the back of my trenchcoat...
any suggestions? Make sure that what you suggest is 100% guaranteed to one shot kill. I don't wanna be reading the weekly world news a month from now and find out someone lived through my edc!
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