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    I Did My Part

    While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River . He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

    Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

    Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland Security.

    It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.

    I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.
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    Um, ok.
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    Lol

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    Har har har.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rodbender View Post
    While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River . He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

    Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

    Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland Security.

    It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.

    I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.
    But did you call the ACLU? It may be a liability issue for Texas by not providing personal floatation devices free of charge to those wishing to cross the RG.

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    Now that was funny!!!!!!!

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