I lost it at the "Press 1 for English" bit.
If you must program a safe I think the only question it should pose is "Do you want to open the safe?" and the accepted response would be "Yes, you demented MF - right now!"
It just trips my giggle-box to see "safe storage" portrayed by a convenient, non-spill carrying case with a convenient carrying handle. Run some screws through that thing into the top of the nightstand. Not exactly "secure" but it does make it a mite harder to walk away with.
stay safe.