hjmoosejaw
Regular Member
With all due respect to the OP. I hopped on the band wagon of fun here. I suppose it could happen. Just seems a little far fetched.
Additionaly after being released from the police station I decided to pick up the blood trail, yes blood, and not mine. When the second attacker fled the scene leaving his dying crack buddy on the asphalt of Walmart, I had picked up an empty Colt-45 quart bottle and hurdled it at him. Taking in account wind and distance I placed it perfectly on his occipital bone, lacerating the skin as the bottle shattered.
I followed the blood trail for miles, just as I was about to lose hope of ever finding this walmart predator I noticed a speckle of blood on the sidewalk. I smelled it, rubbed it between my fingers, and yes I tasted it. It was blood, and not mine. More splatters led me directly into the community clinic. I entered and asked if anyone had come in seeking aid for a laceration to the back of the head. I was in luck, a nurse confirmed just such a patent, and, give me his room number, my military training paid off one again!
I kicked the door in, and flung the curtain with such fury there was no time for him to react as he laid wimpering over the pain of his 50 stiches. He was shocked, and horrified to see me. But laid real peaceful like when I left.
RoboCop hell, Walter Mitty is mere dust in the wind compared to the exploits of this Nimrod.Beautiful! RoboCop would be proud.
J Iceman.
He also had another thread of outlandish heroism under the name Jacob Iceman, I think. Hence, why I wonder if this is not the same...courageous...individual.
My question is why would you say something on this level just for attention? I know that type of question will get me a ton of responses, but seriously!
Ummm...you pulled a knive (sic) out of your back and plunged it into the assailant's chest and he died and it was all cleared up in a few hours as justified? You didn't require medical attention? He didn't stab you somewhere that hurt and didn't cause potential movement damage?
Also...Walmart fills morphine scripts? You're still on morphine after six years?
HE never said he was STABBED in the back, he said he "felt a knife in his back." I took this to mean he felt someone poke him with a knife, not an all-out stab--it was just bad grammer, syntax, and word choice on his part, not a claim of some superhuman preternatural abilities...
Any pharmacy with a proper DEA pharmacy license may stock and dispense ANY drug that is legal as a phamraceutical, even if it is a "Schedule 2 controlled substance".
People with sever back injuries, neurological damage, or long-term chronic pain are often on morphine for the rest of their lives. My wife (a home-care IV-therapy specialist RN) has patients who have been on morphine for DECADES...
Since the current tactic in medical treatment is to follow the course of treatment that nets the most profit, treating the SYMPTOMS is the preferred mode of "treatment" to actually treating the CAUSE (or even FINDING the cause) of pain or malady.
In other words, it costs the patient a LOT more money (and profits the doctors and Big Pharma) to treat them endlessly for pain until they die of old age (or as is often the case, from suicide caused by hopelessness and despair of never getting better) that to actually figure out WHY they have such terrible pain, and just FIX it...
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I say that if someone doesn't post a link to a police report, a FOIA'd 911 call, or a verifiable news report, then such stories should be vigorously and relentlessly [strike]SHOUTED DOWN[/strike] persued as the potential agent-provocateur [strike]filth[/strike] that they most likely are.
I say that we should just function under the premise that ALL new members who make wild, outlandish, ninja-like claims of heroism and Rambo-Fu should be treated like they are some sort of disgusting troll, and piled onto by EVERY senior member of the forum, until they either go away or they provide verifiable proof of their claims.
The defense of truth, and of this FORUM's integrity as a channel for truth and reasonable, rational educational information should be guarded and defended with fervent jealousy and rigorous attention.
Hunt down trolls, 'bots, and agent provocateurs, and expose them [strike]for the filthy, disgusting slime they are...[/strike]
My question is why would you say something on this level just for attention? I know that type of question will get me a ton of responses, but seriously!
I can't imagine anyone driving let alone carrying on morphine. I had morphine injected once without the doctor telling me what it was, I would rather have the pain. I thought by his story he was stabbed, since he has not come back to clarify I can only take it the way it was stated. Morphine is some nasty stuff.