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    Pentagon Study Finds Beards Directly Related To Combat Effectiveness

    Its settled science. In light of this information we will enforce a rule requiring all males to wear at least one inch of facial hair at all times.
    Furthermore, any females able to grow facial hair are encouraged to do so as well.

    http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/04/pe...effectiveness/

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    Last edited by Freedom1Man; 06-10-2012 at 08:33 PM.
    Provision for free medical attendance and nursing, for clothing, for food, for housing, for the education of children, and a hundred other matters, might with equal propriety be proposed as tending to relieve the employee of mental strain and worry. --- These matters obviously lie outside the orbit of congressional power. (Railroad Retirement Board v Alton Railroad)

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    Orly? Time to head on down to my local recruiter.

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    bah, and I just shaved off a year of growth

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    The ones doing this study had to much pubic hair in close proximity to there face.

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    Lightbulb

    You do know that this is the military version of "The Onion" don't you?
    Provision for free medical attendance and nursing, for clothing, for food, for housing, for the education of children, and a hundred other matters, might with equal propriety be proposed as tending to relieve the employee of mental strain and worry. --- These matters obviously lie outside the orbit of congressional power. (Railroad Retirement Board v Alton Railroad)

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