Sorry, I can only tell you how to get noticed. Become a 5'9" female who only weighs 135 lbs so no matter what, everyone will STARE.
Sorry that I can't give you advice on how NOT to get noticed. Oh, stand beside me. I've been with several male members who were OCing and they noticed me and my strong side but never even glanced at them. Not even Grapeshot who I swear a strong wind somewhere is just itching to blow over.