CFLs aren't made for the PNW
We set our house temp between 55 (while at work) and 65 (a few hours in the morning and evening). When I get home early it will usually be 60 in the house. No wonder the bulbs are so slow
55-65!? Nope. Nope nope nope.
Here in TN we're about to get a heat wave this weekend that's going to push us into the upper 90s. It's been mid 80s all spring. Keeping it less than 70 in the house would send the electric bill through the roof.
That's why I could never live with my mom (Gig Harbor). When I go visit my mom, even in the summer, I have to carry around a jacket or hoodie the entire time. I just can't do it lol
So yeah, no wonder they don't work in your home!