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    Breaking news from Arizona!





    Srs bizniz dem flashlights.
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    Of course it's suspicious. It's an EBF - Evil Black Flashlight.

    It's probably a high capacity flashlight, too. It probably emits more than 10 lumens. Nobody should need more than 10 lumens.

    I don't see a trigger lock on it either. Some child could pick it up and it could accidently turn on, blinding some innocent bystander.


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    I've personally seen suspicious ladders and 2x4s in the road. I once saw a very suspicious couch sitting on the side of the road. Only a terrorist would do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ak56 View Post
    of course it's suspicious. It's an ebf - evil black flashlight.

    It's probably a high capacity flashlight, too. It probably emits more than 10 lumens. Nobody should need more than 10 lumens.

    I don't see a trigger lock on it either. Some child could pick it up and it could accidently turn on, blinding some innocent bystander.


    Flashlights are evil, they should be banned!!!!!!
    rofl!! What about the children!!!

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    Thats one of those illegal aliens, hiding in that flashlight. If you open it, 17 will crawl out and ask for a job.

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    Why is it that only the black flash lights are suspicious?
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    Looks like it has one of those screw on thingies at the end of the barrel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OC for ME View Post
    Why is it that only the black flash lights are suspicious?
    Actually it's mostly the yellow ones. But all flashlights are suspicious.

    However, without context, that picture is damn funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gunns View Post
    thats one of those illegal aliens, hiding in that flashlight. If you open it, 17 will crawl out and ask for a job.
    hahahahahahahaha!!
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    It's not an "assault" flashlight, it's a "service" flashlight.

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    Slow news day?
    Be safe, be prepared, and carry on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack House View Post
    yea I swore there was something in the news about flashlights being turned into pipe bombs.
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    Conspiracy Rule #1 !

    IT ain't what YOU see on the Ground,

    IT"s what you DON'T SEE at 12:00 !!!

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    This is just too crazy to believe. Does anyone know anything about this story other than this screen-shot? If I witnessed this I would've had to jump out of my vehicle and pick it up. This is some serious repugnant behavior on the part of the police and media if they made a big deal out of a flashlight on the side of the road. Just amazing...
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    Quote Originally Posted by KYGlockster View Post
    This is just too crazy to believe. Does anyone know anything about this story other than this screen-shot? If I witnessed this I would've had to jump out of my vehicle and pick it up. This is some serious repugnant behavior on the part of the police and media if they made a big deal out of a flashlight on the side of the road. Just amazing...
    Its already been posted twice in this thread, but here you go:
    http://news.yahoo.com/flashlight-bom...184552434.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by gunns View Post
    Thats one of those illegal aliens, hiding in that flashlight. If you open it, 17 will crawl out and ask for a job.
    Or where the nearest welfare office is?

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    Maybe in Maine or the Ukraine. Around here, they are the most likely ones to be looking for work.
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