Jack House
Regular Member
Srs bizniz dem flashlights.
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of course it's suspicious. It's an ebf - evil black flashlight.
It's probably a high capacity flashlight, too. It probably emits more than 10 lumens. Nobody should need more than 10 lumens.
I don't see a trigger lock on it either. Some child could pick it up and it could accidently turn on, blinding some innocent bystander.
Flashlights are evil, they should be banned!!!!!!
Why is it that only the black flash lights are suspicious?
thats one of those illegal aliens, hiding in that flashlight. If you open it, 17 will crawl out and ask for a job.
In other news: Flashlight bombs are all the rage in Arizona~
This is just too crazy to believe. Does anyone know anything about this story other than this screen-shot? If I witnessed this I would've had to jump out of my vehicle and pick it up. This is some serious repugnant behavior on the part of the police and media if they made a big deal out of a flashlight on the side of the road. Just amazing...
Thats one of those illegal aliens, hiding in that flashlight. If you open it, 17 will crawl out and ask for a job.