the nut job walks up to the ticket taker "you can't have guns in the theater" bang bang bang! sprint into the theater more bangs. I don't see how anything was prevented!
Well, at least it wasn't in a purse! Purses should be made illegal ! What the heck do they need a samsonite piece of luggage while going a few miles from home? Lets see what we have in der:
Kleenex
Toilet paper
Complete "Twightlight" series books
Kindle with complete "Twighlight" series
DVD set of complete "Twighlight" series
DVD, director's cut of "Titanic"
DVD player
6 batteries for DVD player
Headlamp of '64 GTO
Dishes
Towels
Cutlery
Pencils
Pens
Markers
Highlighters
Erasers
1 ream of copy paper
1 ream of ruled paper
23 envelopes
18 stamps
Tape
Tape dispenser
Stapler
Staple remover
234 lbs of assorted makeup
100 lbs of makeup remover
"snacks" like a 25# Butterball
3 different types of flashlights
4 clips used to close potato chip bags
1 vacuum
45 calculators
Knitting needles
4 photo albums
3 address books
Pots and pans, assorted
1 can of chicken noodle soup
456 throat lozenges
13 pairs of sunglasses
1 Ham radio
2 Tom-Toms
165 candles, scented, assorted
1 brick
Another purse containing other mysterious items
$1.23 in cash
other assorted items nobody would ever need in their lifetime