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"Do you have warrants?"
Oh, I gotta remember that one!
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"Do you have warrants?"
I've had two people in the last four months, ask me specifically; "Are you a LEO?". And on both occasions, I have responded with; "No, I'm a virgo" prior to walking away.
Humour keeps encounters short, sweet, and fun :3
Beat me to to it, but I say "No I'm a Tarsus"
This hadn't happened to me until today. Went to Harris Teeter today after work today. I was in black pants with a shirt and tie. Totally uneventful until I was paying. Fresh faced kid, maybe 19 or 20 was bagging and sees my sidearm. The exchange was rapid fire like in a jimmy johns commercial on the radio. Went like this,
Him: oh, you with CMPD?
Me: no
Him: mattews pd?
Me: no
Him: mint hill pd?
Me: no
Him: union county?
Me: no
Him: FBI?
Me: no
Him: ....something freaky?
Me: ...I'd rather not say
Him: oh, right....yea..... ok.....have a nice night sir.
Gotta love the naive nature of most young people these days...
He was smart enough to figure out it might be something freaky.
I probably would have said something like...
Nope I'm with the CPP or COC...
(CPP=Citizen for Personal Protection)
(COC=Citizen for Open Carry)