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    The Onion Article

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/oba...is-guns,30638/

    The Onion is a very liberal rag of a paper that I wouldn't do much but wipe my arse with. Sometimes though, it really makes me laugh. My sister sent me this link and I had to share - if you do nothing except click it and laugh at the photo it's worth that much!

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    If you read the links above your story, I think this one was better

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/con...charges,30588/

    WASHINGTON—In a stunning development that has left every federal institution reeling, the U.S. government’s legislative branch was arrested this afternoon on 23.3 million separate charges of manslaughter, sources confirmed.

    Citing numerous lethal actions over nearly two and a half centuries—including negligent health care policies, failure to fund reconstruction on dangerously dilapidated roads and bridges, and repeatedly putting American soldiers in harm’s way in every armed conflict dating back to the War of 1812—authorities handcuffed all 535 members of Congress today and escorted them from the Capitol building amidst a throng of onlookers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EMNofSeattle View Post
    If you read the links above your story, I think this one was better

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/con...charges,30588/
    Wouldn't that be great?

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    The Onion Article

    That was pretty funny! If only it were true...
    "When seconds count between living or dying, the police are only minutes away."

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