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Thread: Two Democrats on an Escalator... humor

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    Two Democrats on an Escalator... humor

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    They ended up starving to death !

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    Quote Originally Posted by davidmcbeth View Post
    They ended up starving to death !
    Actually, one ate the other, then sued that family for the diseases they contracted! Then passed a law that stopped escalators are illegal.
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    I heard they jumped to their death when they realized that Obama was not going to swoop in to save them.
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    The story that got passed on to me, was that they took a vote and they both agreed to complain to the management once the escalator got moving again.
    Provision for free medical attendance and nursing, for clothing, for food, for housing, for the education of children, and a hundred other matters, might with equal propriety be proposed as tending to relieve the employee of mental strain and worry. --- These matters obviously lie outside the orbit of congressional power. (Railroad Retirement Board v Alton Railroad)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freedom1Man View Post
    The story that got passed on to me, was that they took a vote and they both agreed to complain to the management once the escalator got moving again.
    And called their legislators to raise taxes on everybody so escalators could be made more safe and reliable.
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    That video is freaking hikarious.
    I don't mind watching the OC-Community (tea party 2.0's, who have hijacked the OC-Community) cannibalize itself. I do mind watching OC dragged through the gutter. OC is an exercise of A Right. I choose to not OC; I choose to not own firearms. I choose to leave the OC-Community to it's own self-inflicted injuries, and eventual implosion. Carry on...

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    Rather than "Democrats", it should be "Two Progressives on an Escalator". Of course, most Democrats do fall into that "Progressive" category nowadays. It would be a lot funnier if it weren't so doggone true.
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