lmao!...
"Q: Is there any special training required to properly handle the Assault Spork. I do not want to unknowingly do something irresponsible and be held accountable for actions I do not know are illegal. I live in New York City and will attempt to grandfather this item along with my contraband 24oz Pepsi cup should this become illegal in the future. Jan-12-13
A: Training is unnecessary. Should anyone be harmed by your assault spork, the assault spork will be blamed, not you. So you are good to go. You have anymore of the 24oz pepsi cups? I have a few beta 100oz pepsi cups on backorder myself."