I see three ways out:Archerman99 said:I'm hoping most of us understand that and will not answer any stupid questions about guns in our homes.
I see three ways out:
1) keep quiet, don't answer, make them try to explain how that question is related to your health care (the reason you're there that day)
2) pull out the "yes, I'm qualified to teach firearm safety and household risk management, and yes, my insurance company covers the liability associated with that" form & hand it to them to fill in & sign
3) kill them with kindness
"Yes, of course I have firearms. I also teach firearm safety. Would you like to set up a class for your staff, or did you have a safety question you'd like me to answer?"
NEGATIVE ON ALL 3
Anything other than a simple straight forward "NO" will go into the data base as a big fat "YES".
I saw this coming 20 years ago and I haven't told the truth about anything not directly to the immediate reason I was there since. Doesn't matter if it looks harmless at the time. If you look at my medical records I have never used tobacco, do not drink, have never engaged in promiscuous sex, always wear my seat-belt, never speed.. (yes a couple doctors ago had all those questions on the first visit form) hell I'm damned near a monk, just ask my doctor