FrayedString
Regular Member
As we all know, the Gun-Free School Zones Act of 1990 has been given the rubber stamp of approval by the US Supreme Court. Thanks to their complete inability to comprehend what the commerce clause of the United States Consitution (Article I, Section 8, Clause 3) means, you now have free reign to ban anything and everything you could have ever wanted from any location desired. Simply fill out this form, which will then utilize the bullet-proof layout of the GFSZA to instantly produce the legislation needed to legally implement your ban today!
http://blogfiles.codemuddler.com/temp/gfza.htm
This is the third time in my life I have ever written Javascript, it may not work in your browser. It works in Google Chrome (100%) and Internet Explorer (95%, refreshing the page does not reset the form; you have to use your back button). As to firefox, opera, and/or safari.... I dunno, let me know. I spent a couple hours this afternoon putting this together after I did a thought exercise of my own reading the GFSZA and replacing "firearm" with "cowboy hat" in my head. I can't imagine the framers of the constitution ever could have intended for the commerce clause to be used in this way.. I always thought it was just to prevent 1 state from imposing a tariff on goods from another state or something of that sort.
http://blogfiles.codemuddler.com/temp/gfza.htm
This is the third time in my life I have ever written Javascript, it may not work in your browser. It works in Google Chrome (100%) and Internet Explorer (95%, refreshing the page does not reset the form; you have to use your back button). As to firefox, opera, and/or safari.... I dunno, let me know. I spent a couple hours this afternoon putting this together after I did a thought exercise of my own reading the GFSZA and replacing "firearm" with "cowboy hat" in my head. I can't imagine the framers of the constitution ever could have intended for the commerce clause to be used in this way.. I always thought it was just to prevent 1 state from imposing a tariff on goods from another state or something of that sort.