A little gun humor from the Onion. To me this is how antis really view these guns. Pretty funny.
SNIP RICHMOND, VA—As the Obama Administration signaled its determination to pass through extensive gun control reforms, a local AR-15 assault rifle told reporters Wednesday that it is beginning to fear it might never actually get the chance to kill an innocent human being in the course of its lifetime.
"When seconds count between living or dying, the police are only minutes away."