Listen, Moms Demand S***** Action, But Aren't Getting Any:
Your tireless campaign of trying to convince stores to prohibit selling completely legal products and for businesses to prohibit the constitutional right to bear arms has reached its pinnacle. Congratulations on your well-fought victory in appeasing no one, and running a successful campaign that makes senator campaigns purely angelic by comparison.
If only you can work on actually making a difference, we could work towards a more successful exchange of ideas to reduce violence in America. One area of compromise would be for the MoDA group to lobby Congress to repeal the online purchase restrictions. If we enthusiasts can purchase our needed items from online sources, we wouldn't need to venture out in public "strapped", nor go into any stores. Since we won't be going out to our local Walmart or Fred Meyer or Dick's Sporting Goods store, we also would not need to venture into any number of local Starbucks or Staples or eateries exercising our Constitutionally-endorsed right to bear arms. Staying inside, or within our own property, we would be able to avoid such awkward encounters with the police whom find it necessary to trample our rights.
I find this wholly reasonable, with the proliferation of online ordering and home delivery; there's no need for us to go out in public. We can live inside our homes, free from inducing fear to the unarmed populace with our personal freedom at our sides (or feet). Enabling our hermitage, the ability to order guns, ammo, and related products online would ensure that there would be no incidents in the public realm (as I'm sure there's never been a UPS box accidentally discharging a firearm on a plane). Truly, you and your ilk would feel safer knowing that gun owners are kept indoors, shuttered behind false doctrine and lying. You will feel safer going to your local shopping mall, knowing that only criminals, or those with criminal intent, are capable of inflicting violence undeterred by the possibility of someone having a serious means of self defense. You will feel safer knowing that the person quickly walking towards your car couldn't possibly want to steal your vehicle at gunpoint. You can enjoy the overpriced films and snacks at your local movie house knowing the man who just walked in the exit door is just an usher coming in from a smoke break. And you can relish the fact that school children are safe because responsible gun enthusiasts are inside, playing tactical games and working on getting that Cheetos stain just right on their wife-beater. No harm can come to the public when gun owners can't wear their guns in public because you've pressured businesses to ban customers from their Constitutionally-backed individual rights.
Sincerely,
Action Demands Moms Who Aren't Fear-Mongering Idiots Who Look Like They Belong on Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers.
(This isn't really what I support. It's satire)