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Thread: Sometimes testing is NOT recommended -- suicide bomber...You're doing it wrong

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    Sometimes testing is NOT recommended -- suicide bomber...You're doing it wrong

    Suicide Bomber Blows Himself Up on Empty Mediterranean Beach

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    "I KILL ME!"

    - Jeff Dunham's new act
    Last edited by MAC702; 10-31-2013 at 05:20 PM.
    "It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how I get along with the people who are still alive" - Jimmy the Tulip

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    Regular Member Brace's Avatar
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    The AFP news agency reported that witnesses said the bomber was spotted and chased from the hotel onto an empty beach where he blew himself up.

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    One Texas Soldier

    A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban"....

    The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

    The voice then calls out "One Texan is better than one hundred Taliban".

    Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

    The Texan voice calls out again "One Texan is better than one thousand Taliban".

    The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.

    Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's actually two of them."
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