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    The Onion, maybe gets one mostly correct.....

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/bre...highway,34462/

    BREAKING: Authorities Currently Racing Down Highway To Arrest You For Crime You Didn’t Commit
    Run!

    YOUR LOCATION—According to late-breaking reports, a police squadron is currently tearing down the highway at breakneck speeds with the express purpose of arresting you for a crime you didn’t commit—and if you want any chance of making it out of this at all, sources confirm you need to run and you need to run now.

    All reports indicate we’re here to help, but you must do exactly as instructed.
    Provision for free medical attendance and nursing, for clothing, for food, for housing, for the education of children, and a hundred other matters, might with equal propriety be proposed as tending to relieve the employee of mental strain and worry. --- These matters obviously lie outside the orbit of congressional power. (Railroad Retirement Board v Alton Railroad)

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    I recommend less Redbull ... what was the guy trying to convey?

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    Quote Originally Posted by davidmcbeth View Post
    I recommend less Redbull ... what was the guy trying to convey?
    I took it as the police have been arresting people willy nilly without cause.

    I also took it as a matter of time before it happens to all of us.
    Provision for free medical attendance and nursing, for clothing, for food, for housing, for the education of children, and a hundred other matters, might with equal propriety be proposed as tending to relieve the employee of mental strain and worry. --- These matters obviously lie outside the orbit of congressional power. (Railroad Retirement Board v Alton Railroad)

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    Not so subtle, not so good cop bashing article.......even down to the final reference of "game over."
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