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The Onion, maybe gets one mostly correct.....

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/breaking-authorities-currently-racing-down-highway,34462/

BREAKING: Authorities Currently Racing Down Highway To Arrest You For Crime You Didn’t Commit
Run!

YOUR LOCATION—According to late-breaking reports, a police squadron is currently tearing down the highway at breakneck speeds with the express purpose of arresting you for a crime you didn’t commit—and if you want any chance of making it out of this at all, sources confirm you need to run and you need to run now.

All reports indicate we’re here to help, but you must do exactly as instructed.
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Not so subtle, not so good cop bashing article.......even down to the final reference of "game over."
 
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