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    Wink Clearer Instructions

    There was a bit of confusion at the Cabela’s Sporting Goods store yesterday morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gunpowder and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
    Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control whackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
    When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.

    I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
    They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!


    I STILL DON'T THINK I LOOKED THAT BAD. *LOL*
    Last edited by neuroblades; 11-16-2013 at 12:56 AM.
    Got SIG? MOLON LABE

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    ! Nice

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    Glad she didn't tell you to slide it through, and if that didn't work, give it to her!

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    Given that she only commented on the proper instruction and not on other things .... I have no advice for you ...

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    They had powder and bullets in stock at Cabelas yesterday? That's what amazes me

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    Quote Originally Posted by bunnspecial View Post
    They had powder and bullets in stock at Cabelas yesterday? That's what amazes me
    What would really amaze me is if Cabelas opens a store in the Northern Kentucky/Cincinnati area.....
    I am not a lawyer, I study the history of gun control laws.

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    Seen the email with that joke passing around for a while now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cjohnson44546 View Post
    Seen the email with that joke passing around for a while now...
    Yeah, it had me rolling on the floor here. Figured it would lighten up the forum a bit. LMBO
    Got SIG? MOLON LABE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midwest View Post
    What would really amaze me is if Cabelas opens a store in the Northern Kentucky/Cincinnati area.....
    Cabela's did take a hard look at acreage in the CincyTucky area a few years ago. One spot was that farmland near the south end of Mall Rd. in Florence. Supposedly the owner turned down a big-dollar number for his property.

    But now that there's a Cabela's in Columbus Oh. and Louisville Ky. I sort of imagine that's plenty of saturation for them. Many potential customers are willing to make a 100 mile trip to shop Cabela's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by willy1094 View Post
    Glad she didn't tell you to slide it through, and if that didn't work, give it to her!
    Love it, hilariously witty, and true

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