I'd be happy to hold it for you. Just pay shipping & FFL fees ($25 transfer + $2 background check).
Either that or you might know someone who is about to have a boating accident. (Bad joke, especially since it would be encouraging you to violate alaw, which I would never do.)
Seriously, the possibility of confiscation is always going to be present. The trick is to be able to discern that time just before it happens.