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Evar a case for jury nullification; this is it - chased by zombies

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MAC702

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victim said:
...he was “running from zombies,"....
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Isn't that the oldest trick in the Zombie playbook?

"Help me! I'm running FROM the Zombies!" Munch....

Granted, it sounds more like: "Arrrrr, Mmmmmm, bleh..."
 
davidmcbeth

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Now if the guy was a vampire and the zombie bit him and he bit the zombie ...

Would he turn into a zombie?

Would the zombie turn into a vampire?

Thats why I would nullify ... don't want a zombie vampire roaming about
 
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That guy is lucky to be alive. Everybody knows newspaper editors are zombies, as well as most reporters. Getting into a newspaper truck is like Hansel and Gretel entering gingerbread house.
 
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