Today I went out to lunch with my best friend. She has a brother who is gay and is very prominent in the gay community and works for some high profile gay advocacy groups. He is also a rabid liberal.
My friend make me promise that I wouldn't discuss politics and I agreed.
Well, there were 6 people at the lunch. 4 were homosexuals and all are rabid liberals except me.
They were talking politics the entire time and I kept my mouth shut.
Finally, they started talking gun control and Newtown. They were spouting all the usual loony liberal anti-gun talking points and I couldn't take it anymore.
They were saying how asanine it was that people complained about waiting a few days to get a gun. They complained how selfish it was that people complained they had to take a written test to get a gun permit.
I said I agreed that we need background checks and permits to have guns. I said we had to do it to save lives and reduce health care costs.
I then said I have always thought that everyone aged 18 and over in America should need a permit to engage in sex. They have to take a written test demonstrating they know about STD transmission and how to prevent it. I said we also need people to take a blood test and anyone who comes back HIV positive wouldn't get a license to have sex.
You could hear a pin drop.
I said "its a crime in almost every state to have sex if you know you have HIV so I don't see any problem with a permit and testing process to save lives"
Well, things didn't go so well and I think my best friend isn't my best friend anymore. lol
My friend make me promise that I wouldn't discuss politics and I agreed.
Well, there were 6 people at the lunch. 4 were homosexuals and all are rabid liberals except me.
They were talking politics the entire time and I kept my mouth shut.
Finally, they started talking gun control and Newtown. They were spouting all the usual loony liberal anti-gun talking points and I couldn't take it anymore.
They were saying how asanine it was that people complained about waiting a few days to get a gun. They complained how selfish it was that people complained they had to take a written test to get a gun permit.
I said I agreed that we need background checks and permits to have guns. I said we had to do it to save lives and reduce health care costs.
I then said I have always thought that everyone aged 18 and over in America should need a permit to engage in sex. They have to take a written test demonstrating they know about STD transmission and how to prevent it. I said we also need people to take a blood test and anyone who comes back HIV positive wouldn't get a license to have sex.
You could hear a pin drop.
I said "its a crime in almost every state to have sex if you know you have HIV so I don't see any problem with a permit and testing process to save lives"
Well, things didn't go so well and I think my best friend isn't my best friend anymore. lol
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