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    Suspect uses squash to silence shots fired

    "Authorities believe the suspect used a squash, placed on the barrel of the gun, to silence shots fired at the business. [ ... ] the suspect pointed what appears to be a gun with a squash on the end of the weapon and fired twice at the window, the report stated. "

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    Thinking back to the last time I purchased a squash at the grocery store, I bet that turned out unexpectedly messy and loud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightmare View Post
    "Authorities believe the suspect used a squash, placed on the barrel of the gun, to silence shots fired at the business. [ ... ] the suspect pointed what appears to be a gun with a squash on the end of the weapon and fired twice at the window, the report stated. "
    The US Congress right now dropped the Amnesty bill and is feverishly working to pass a law THIS WEEK - the NSR Act - the 'National Squash Registry' so at the licensed grocery store checkout, you have to show NSR credentials - completion of 40 hours in training on safe use of squash and proper disposal of hazardous squash by-products. Those with BULSHT credentials - Unlicensed Brussels Sprout Handlers-in-Training - will receive 10 hours credit for BS training.
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    That's why God made them .... always wondered.

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    you've got to admit..............

    Quote Originally Posted by davidmcbeth View Post
    That's why God made them .... always wondered.
    South Carolina criminals are inventive little b#stards, aren't they?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RK3369 View Post
    South Carolina criminals are inventive little b#stards, aren't they?
    Imagine, a 29¢ yellow squash defeating the $10 Million ShotSpotter - Who ya gonna call?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightmare View Post
    Imagine, a 29¢ yellow squash defeating the $10 Million ShotSpotter - Who ya gonna call?
    Shot spotter sucks anyways IMO

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