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    My funny for the day

    George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Putin all die and go to hell.

    While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
    devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

    Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished
    the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin
    writes him a check.

    Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
    is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars,
    so she writes him a check.

    Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
    finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

    When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush
    got to call the USA so cheaply.

    The devil smiles and replies, "Since obama took over, the country has
    gone to hell, so it's a local call."
    I truly Love my Country, But the government scares the he!! out of me.

    Congress SHALL NOT receive A salary greater than any service member and will be given EQUIVELANT insurance as any service member

    I came into this world kicking and screaming covered in someone else's blood. And if necessary to protect the Constitution of The United States of AMERICA. I will go out the same way

    All hail the Domain of Neptunus Rex

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    Moderator / Administrator Grapeshot's Avatar
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    Would not "Friends & Family" have been wiser choice - surely that is available there.
    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    I'll make you an offer: I will argue and fight for all of your rights, if you will do the same for me. That is the only way freedom can work. We have to respect all rights, all the time--and strive to win the rights of the other guy as much as for ourselves.

    If I am equal to another, how can I legitimately govern him without his express individual consent?

    There is no human being on earth I hate so much I would actually vote to inflict government upon him.

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