Long ago I decided to not waste my money for an overpriced ticket to watch overpaid players put on a game that often is more boring than watching paint dry.
Same with football. Last game I went to was in Denver. I kept looking at the floor under my seats and couldn't understand how the guy behind me was spilling so many beers. Turned out he wasn't "spilling" the beer, he was drinking it then urinating in the empty cup. He'd then put it down on the floor and "accidentally" tip it over when there was a big play that caused everyone to stand up. More beer, more "refilled" cups, and a steady stream of urine under the seats in front of him.
Now I watch my "games" at home with no waiting in line at the toilet, nobody whizzing in a cup behind me and dumping it. Best of all, at the end of the day my wallet has an extra couple of hundred bucks left in it when you consider ticket price, parking, overpriced food and drink, as well as having to clean your clothes/shoes.
I could care less if fans were stripped naked at C-Link Field or Safeco Field. I won't be in that line.
