Recently had an "Ebola" call. Fire and medics refused to show. Just 2 dumb cops (I know them well and its out of love) and a cruiser. Then the guy proceeded to run away from them after talking to them for a while.
Best part is his story of how he "got Ebola". Let's just say it involved activities with an African American woman. Not even one that had been to Africa lately or probably ever. She was just a normal healthy African american woman.
Winner