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    Careful, I have a ring that can make you vanish! School kid suspended for just that

    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/02/t...c-hobbit-ring/

    fourth grader in Kermit, Texas was suspended for making “terroristic threats” after allegedly telling a classmate that he had a “magic ring” that could make the boy disappear, the Odessa American reports.


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    Another story on it has an interesting addition...

    http://m.nydailynews.com/news/nation...icle-1.2099103

    [quote]Two of the disciplinary actions this year were in-school suspensions for referring to a classmate as black and bringing his favorite book to school: "The Big Book of Knowledge."[\quote]

    This school has triple downed on their stupidity.

    How dare he bring a book containing truths and facts into a school!
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    He should've gone with the "I can do wandless magic" theory, then there wouldn't be any evidence.

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    [QUOTE=Baked on Grease;2125482]Another story on it has an interesting addition...

    http://m.nydailynews.com/news/nation...icle-1.2099103

    Two of the disciplinary actions this year were in-school suspensions for referring to a classmate as black and bringing his favorite book to school: "The Big Book of Knowledge."[\quote]

    This school has triple downed on their stupidity.

    How dare he bring a book containing truths and facts into a school!
    If this book contains the same fruit as the one from the tree of knowledge, I could understand why they are so scared.

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    “I assure you my son lacks the magical powers necessary to threaten his friend’s existence,” he added. “If he did, I’m sure he’d bring him right back.”


    Well, that's some relief anyway.

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