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That was good one.
SECTION IX Social Responsibility
(B) We agreed, on your behalf, for you that you will take responsibility for those who made poor choices. We agreed your responsibility extends to contributing financially (taxation) to those who made poor choices.
(B.1) We also agreed on your behalf, that your responsibility for others extends to us taxing others to discourage behaviors we, at our sole discretion, deem objectionable. And, that we, at our sole discretion, can increase your taxes to pay for tax breaks for others to encourage behavior we deem beneficial.
(C) Our decisions, on your behalf, but against your wishes, are non-reviewable, and non-appealable. It just is. We will enforce it. We assert, without further justification, that we, and we alone, have sole discretion to decide your responsibility in these matters.
(D) We may, at our total discretion, arbitrarily and without a shred of logic, increase your responsibility and contribution to those who made poor choices and even those who didn't but were struck by circumstance. You hereby waive any claim that you too are suffering an unforeseeable circumstance and should thus be exempt; in fact, we waive such claim for you because if we didn't recognize it, you must be imagining it. Nothing herein constitutes an obligation on our part to reduce your responsibility, even when warranted. Furthermore, an omission on our part to regularly increase your contribution to those who made poor choices does not and can never constitute a waiver of our power to increase your responsibility later.
(E) We, on your behalf, attribute to you our opinion. You hereby agree (even if you don't) that when we generalize about which social obligations society supports, we include you in that society.
(F) Should any part of this social contract be found to be logically or morally unenforceable, it doesn't matter. Both the untenable part and everything else will remain in full force.
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Disclosure 1: Don't bother signing. We intend to enforce it whether you sign or not, whether you agree or not.