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    Ted Cruz cooks ‘machine gun bacon’ in new video. “Mmm, machine gun bacon,”

    "A strip of bacon followed by a strip of aluminum foil are wrapped around the barrel of the gun and then Mr. Cruz fires off several rounds at an indoor range. The video doesn’t mention what gun was used.

    A few moments later, Mr. Cruz is seen eating the bacon off the barrel and laughing mischievously. “Mmm, machine gun bacon,” he says.

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    Just sent email of this to my Texas family members shipwrecked in Manhattan.

    Incredibly funny! Actually it looks t/b semi-auto bacon.


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    Quote Originally Posted by HPmatt View Post
    Just sent email of this to my Texas family members shipwrecked in Manhattan.

    Incredibly funny! Actually it looks t/b semi-auto bacon.


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    This ranks right up there with Graham destroying his cell phone, Rand Paul taking the tax code to a wood chipper and Trump forming sentences. It's like a side show at the fair. I guess you do what you can to appeal to the mentality of your base.
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    Ted Cruz cooks ‘machine gun bacon’ in new video. “Mmm, machine gun bacon,”

    I thought this new endorsement by Phil Robertson is spiffy. Suppose Ted had 'one of them huntin' permits' as John Kerry put it a few elections back. Looks to me Ted's 2nd shot did not bring down the duck.

    http://youtu.be/0i-9D92bzu8

    http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/20...g_license_here

    http://youtu.be/z8Q-sRdV7SY

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    Did not watch the vid .. was that Canadian bacon?
    Cuban bacon?

    hard to tell what he is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beebobby View Post
    This ranks right up there with Graham destroying his cell phone, Rand Paul taking the tax code to a wood chipper and Trump forming sentences. It's like a side show at the fair. I guess you do what you can to appeal to the mentality of your base.
    Yea, I guess obama could have put some on his shotgun barrel during his fake photo op. I wonder what offended obama more, the pork or the scary AW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wethepeople View Post
    Yea, I guess obama could have put some on his shotgun barrel during his fake photo op. I wonder what offended obama more, the pork or the scary AW.
    He can't handle pork .. against his religion.

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