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    Zombie cows & other related trivia

    gunsfreak4791 wrote:
    SNIP Can a cow OC and if so if caught do they get taken to the barn for questioning
    I'll have to ruminate on that a bit.

    Something doescome to mind, though.

    Say an LEO is dispatchedto investigatean armed zombie cow. Even if legal, dairy detain her for questioning?

    And, would case law consider the movement to the barn indicative of arrest? Especially,if she was resting just fine in the pasture when the LEO rolledup?

    What if she was unable to prove citizenship? Would ICE creamher once they arrived?
    I'll make you an offer: I will argue and fight for all of your rights, if you will do the same for me. That is the only way freedom can work. We have to respect all rights, all the time--and strive to win the rights of the other guy as much as for ourselves.

    If I am equal to another, how can I legitimately govern him without his express individual consent?

    There is no human being on earth I hate so much I would actually vote to inflict government upon him.

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    JoeSparky wrote:
    SNIP It is OFFICIAL! You have killed this thread! May it Rest In Peace! or is that Pieces?
    No!

    On this 233rd Fourth of July we must re-dedicate ourselves to preserving Liberty, and continuingour vigilance,whether against zombie cows or Million Mommies. But I'm beingredundant.
    I'll make you an offer: I will argue and fight for all of your rights, if you will do the same for me. That is the only way freedom can work. We have to respect all rights, all the time--and strive to win the rights of the other guy as much as for ourselves.

    If I am equal to another, how can I legitimately govern him without his express individual consent?

    There is no human being on earth I hate so much I would actually vote to inflict government upon him.

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    That a, that middle picture there, a, Who in hell drew that?

    Sick sons of etc.

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    thx997303 wrote:
    That a, that middle picture there, a, Who in hell drew that?

    Sick sons of etc.
    She does look ready to feed a litter though, now doesn't she?
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    Why yes, we do thoroughly enjoy ourselves.

    Also, I think it's funny that this thread has actually experienced a very small amount of thread drift.

    Went from one encounter to zombie cows, and pretty well stayed there.

    And look at that, my 2000th post was here too. Weird.

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    The pictures above imply you can actually see them! Do not be lulled into a false sense of security!



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    thx997303 wrote:
    SNIP Also, I think it's funny that this thread has actually experienced a very small amount of thread drift.

    Went from one encounter to zombie cows, and pretty well stayed there.
    Well, zombie cows are pretty single-minded, "I want braaaaiiiiiinnnnssss."

    Kinda like the Brady Campaign.
    I'll make you an offer: I will argue and fight for all of your rights, if you will do the same for me. That is the only way freedom can work. We have to respect all rights, all the time--and strive to win the rights of the other guy as much as for ourselves.

    If I am equal to another, how can I legitimately govern him without his express individual consent?

    There is no human being on earth I hate so much I would actually vote to inflict government upon him.

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    Citizen wrote:
    Well, zombie cows are pretty single-minded, "I want braaaaiiiiiinnnnssss."

    Kinda like the Brady Campaign.
    What does Citizen have in common with scarecrows, zombie cows and the BB/MMM.

    Hint: They all want the same thing.

    In my own defense, Yes I may still wear plaid w/stitched leather but I carry a big one and that's priceless.

    Stand by to engage.

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    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    Ode to "The Cow Thread" :

    The distant hills call to me
    Their rolling waves seduce my heart,
    Oh, how i want to grave in their lunch valleys.
    Oh, how i was to run down their green slopes..
    Alas, i can not.
    Damn the electric fence,
    Damn the electric fence!

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    Citizen wrote:
    thx997303 wrote:
    SNIP Also, I think it's funny that this thread has actually experienced a very small amount of thread drift.

    Went from one encounter to zombie cows, and pretty well stayed there.
    Well, zombie cows are pretty single-minded, "I want braaaaiiiiiinnnnssss."

    Kinda like the Brady Campaign.
    EVVVERYone knows that zombies dont eat brains! they eat any part of the body! they cant talk, turn doornobs, carry items, open doors, use any objects, etc. ask sgt. jensen, he's killed his fair share of zombies

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    Invisible cows, thats just funny right there.

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    Wow, twenty pages of posts, and not one mentions that feeding cows is LEGAL.

    Why else would the zoo have 'don't feed the animal' signs, if not to override state
    law that allows such activity unless owner or agent posts otherwise.

    So did the neighbor have his no feeding signs posted or not?

    But anyone who would wear leather when confronting cows is just asking for trouble,
    that could have been it's mother for all you know. I love my first jacket still, but
    unfortunately blue cows are endangered so I can't get a replacement.
    But the cut will not allow it to conceal holster so it is a safe jacket to wear.


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    Why no, he did not have no feeding the cows signs.

    Good catch there guy.

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    Citizen wrote: ...
    ..zombie cows are pretty single-minded, "I want braaaaiiiiiinnnnssss." Kinda like the Brady Campaign.

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    ATTENTION MEMBERS OF OCDO UTAH FORUM!

    WE HAVE DISCOVERED THAT THE COWS ARE DRIVEN BY RELIGIOUS FERVOR!

    THE ONE THEY CALL holy cow HAS BEEN COMFIRMED TO BE THEIR PROPHET!

    WE MUST BE EVER MORE DILLIGENT TO PROTECT AGAINST THE ZOMBIE COW RELIGION!

    LOL!

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    hahahhahaha

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    is this you Thx?

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    chillidogs wrote:
    is this you Thx?
    Can't be. He'syouthful, but he's got way bettertaste than to wear gray boots withthatgun belt.
    I'll make you an offer: I will argue and fight for all of your rights, if you will do the same for me. That is the only way freedom can work. We have to respect all rights, all the time--and strive to win the rights of the other guy as much as for ourselves.

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    Yeah, my boots are brown.

    But aside from color coordination, yeah I've been known to look somethin like that.

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    funny. Why are you scared?



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    chillidogs wrote:
    funny. Why are you scared?
    LOL - You noticed that too did you; but you gotta admit, he is not scared snitless.

    Yata hey
    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    chillidogs wrote:
    funny. Why are you scared?
    Facing legions of undead zombie cows without air supportor an artillery regiment, I'd be scared, too.
    I'll make you an offer: I will argue and fight for all of your rights, if you will do the same for me. That is the only way freedom can work. We have to respect all rights, all the time--and strive to win the rights of the other guy as much as for ourselves.

    If I am equal to another, how can I legitimately govern him without his express individual consent?

    There is no human being on earth I hate so much I would actually vote to inflict government upon him.

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    Grapeshot wrote:
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    funny. Why are you scared?
    LOL - You noticed that to did you.

    Yata hey
    Why doo you always chip in about these points?
    I'll make you an offer: I will argue and fight for all of your rights, if you will do the same for me. That is the only way freedom can work. We have to respect all rights, all the time--and strive to win the rights of the other guy as much as for ourselves.

    If I am equal to another, how can I legitimately govern him without his express individual consent?

    There is no human being on earth I hate so much I would actually vote to inflict government upon him.

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    Citizen wrote:
    Grapeshot wrote:
    chillidogs wrote:
    funny. Why are you scared?
    LOL - You noticed that to did you.

    Yata hey
    Why doo you always chip in about these points?
    To give you something destructive to do.

    Yata hey
    You will not rise to the occasion; you will fall back on your level of training. Archilochus, 650 BC

    Old and treacherous will beat young and skilled every time. Yata hey.

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    thx997303 wrote:
    ATTENTION MEMBERS OF OCDO UTAH FORUM!

    WE HAVE DISCOVERED THAT THE COWS ARE DRIVEN BY RELIGIOUS FERVOR!

    THE ONE THEY CALL holy cow HAS BEEN COMFIRMED TO BE THEIR PROPHET!

    WE MUST BE EVER MORE DILLIGENT TO PROTECT AGAINST THE ZOMBIE COW RELIGION!

    LOL!


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