For fun .. think you had a bad day ...

http://www.wtsp.com/news/weird/handcuff-key-found-in-floridas-suspects-rectum-after-chase/119973850


Reckless driving with damage to a person or property
Fleeing to elude police at high speeds
Driving while license suspended
Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill
Battery on an officer
Assault on an officer, 2 counts
Resisting an officer with violence
Resisting an officer without violence
Possession of a concealed handcuff key while in custody
Touch, strike or cause harm to police animal
Possession of not more than 20 grams marijuana
Possession of drug equipment


I think that they ask you to remove all items a the jailhouse and get many folks with possession of something when they don't cough it up then. If they found the handcuff key at the hospital, he may get away with that one.

And no charge "being a hillbilly" .. I would have thought it would have covered all the other charges pretty well.

I guess they expect people to allow themselves to get repeatedly bitten by animals ... LOL

All in all ... not too bad...just a lot of things at once.

Just a "bad day".