color of law
Accomplished Advocate
This is a common pen. It generally requires two hands to operate. It's designed to write love letters.
This is an assault pen. It is designed to be rapidly deployed using only one hand. This assault pen is usually used to write criminal complaints. It is a weapon of war. In the hands of criminals this assault pen can be used to write ransom notes.
Anyone on the no fly list should not have access to these assault pens.
Please stand with me in eradicating these dangerous writing instruments. These assault pens have no place in our society.
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