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quotes by our future president.. History making... Not !

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I am a big collector of quotes.. Here are a couple from our future commander in chief...

" Ive always said, " if you need viagra you're probably with the wrong girl"..

" I actually don't have a bad hairline'...

These two famous quotes will live in infamy right up there with Jefferson, Washington, Madison, Franklin... WOW...

Four years of DJT... The comedians of night time TV will make a fortune, buy your stocks now... The comedy is about to begin.. We can learn and earn from the vanity of DJT..

I have some great mirrors that I wise to sell to the old vain one, obviously he does not have any in his abode..

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WalkingWolf said:
Somebody lost their coloring book...
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No I don't do twitter.. Let me steal some conjecture from your play book... You feel the same about quote number 1.. the viagra quote..

As always I await your unintelligent reply..
 
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countryclubjoe said:
No I don't do twitter.. Let me steal some conjecture from your play book... You feel the same about quote number 1.. the viagra quote..

As always I await your unintelligent reply..
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I don't get my knickers in a bind over every single word Trump says. There is treatment ya know for TDS(Trump Derangement Syndrome). I suggest you put down the play dough, and coloring books and seek treatment.
 
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Nightmare said:
QFT. I note the absence of the insincere valediction.

The need for your mirror contradicts your denigration of him as the "vain one." He can't be too vain if he has any use of your worn out mirror.

I remember discussions from my college days of inner-direction and outer-direction, and clearly Donald J. Trump is not much interested in what others think of his appearance. I imagine he goes home at night and asks Melania to show him how much she loves him - and he's seventy years old.

He's two years older than I am and eight years older than Milady Wife and I KNOW how she loves me!
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Clearly no mirrors for you old curmudgeon however the blue pills are another issue...

If DJT looks in a mirror and believes he possess a good hair line, he is either blind or vain, and since I cannot sell him better vision, a mirror seems apropos..

My .02

Regards old curmudgeon, is that good enough valediction for you...

CCJ
 
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We will see with Trump.

But with most uttered phrase of our current president has been "Is this a par 5?"
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Your par 5 reference inspired my promotions brain to new heights..

How much would the general public pay to watch a golf match between the incoming president and the sitting president? Pay per view!..

Obama loves his golf and the Donald owns many golf courses, not sure if DJT is any good, I would venture to say Obama is a three stroke handicap over the vain one.

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countryclubjoe said:
Your par 5 reference inspired my promotions brain to new heights..

How much would the general public pay to watch a golf match between the incoming president and the sitting president? Pay per view!..

Obama loves his golf and the Donald owns many golf courses, not sure if DJT is any good, I would venture to say Obama is a three stroke handicap over the vain one.

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better than putting them in the Colosseum

throw tiger into the threesome

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solus said:
better than putting them in the Colosseum

throw tiger into the threesome

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Indeed however I doubt the FTC would sanction such an event, it would need to go underground... I would gladly pay 10k for a front row seat.. ;)
 
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I would caddy and gladly pay 10K.. Just to see DJT and that hair flying in the wind is worth the cost.. LOL
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Have wondered if that is really his hair or a toupee.

Presuming that is his own hair and of a natural color, not dyed, then he must be loaded with an abudance of testosterone.
 
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Spotted the Donald with ex fight promoter Don King yesterday at the Trump tower May be they are putting the match together.. But seriously, what is the future commander in chief doing hanging out with scum like Don King. Birds of a feather....

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countryclubjoe said:
Spotted the Donald with ex fight promoter Don King yesterday at the Trump tower May be they are putting the match together.. But seriously, what is the future commander in chief doing hanging out with scum like Don King. Birds of a feather....

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Why is he scum? Maybe because he is black? Or is it because he talks to trump? You really need to get a grip, it is going to be a longggggggg four years for you.
 
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Maybe because he is black? Or is it because he talks to trump? You really need to get a grip, it is going to be a longggggggg sixteen years for you.

He doesn't know 'shine from Shinola!
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I'm certain that Trump will do more for the black community than O'Bummer ever did.
 
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Nightmare said:
Black community, you mean black ops? What will you do if you are wrong, you have no skin-in-the-game doxastic commitment?
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doxastic commitment

I don't know what that means ...
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doxastic
/dɒksˈæstɪk/

adjective (logic) 1. of or relating to belief

2. denoting the branch of modal logic that studies the concept of belief

Word Origin
C18: from Greek doxastikos having an [highlight]opinion[/highlight], ultimately from doxazein to [highlight]conjecture[/highlight]
 
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