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    It seems he has finally gone to meet his maker. I suspect he will not be pleased with the accommodations.

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    What do you mean, he doesn't really get 41 virgins?!?

    I'm glad we finally got him. Here is an article on his death:
    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,198651,00.html

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    Good news indeed. May he rot in hell. Oh I forgot, he gets his virgins now.

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    Makes my day hearing this.
    So Zarqawi is follows the bright light and gets to the end. There he sees George Washington, who says 'I can't belive what you did to my countrymen' and starts to beat the hell out of him. In time Thomas Jefferson, Patrick Henry, George Mason come along and also beat start to beat him, followed by many more of the founding fathers. This beating goes on for a few thousand years, when St Peter happens by. Zarqawi asks him, 'I thought I was supposed to get 72 virgins when I died in jihad, what happened?'
    St Peter replied, 'Oh you misheard, you get 72 Virginians when you kill Americans.'

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    longwatch wrote:
    Makes my day hearing this.
    So Zarqawi is follows the bright light and gets to the end. There he sees George Washington, who says 'I can't belive what you did to my countrymen' and starts to beat the hell out of him. In time Thomas Jefferson, Patrick Henry, George Mason come along and also beat start to beat him, followed by many more of the founding fathers. This beating goes on for a few thousand years, when St Peter happens by. Zarqawi asks him, 'I thought I was supposed to get 72 virgins when I died in jihad, what happened?'
    St Peter replied, 'Oh you misheard, you get 72 Virginians when you kill Americans.'
    You beet me to posting that one,but itis just what that murdering SOB deserves.:X:P

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    VIRGINS????? I dont want virgins. I want ***** damnit, ***** i tell you!!!

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    I heard his body was in a few chunks that had to be put together for the final ID.

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    Glad to see this happen. It's Bush's FAULT that he is dead! ha ha

    SFC Stu



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    Well, now they're saying he was still "kicking" when the Cavalry got ther after the AF dropped the couple of "Big Ones". It was said that - "He mumbled something, but it was indistinguishable and it was very short." That must have been the part about the Virgins. I'd like to see if a Virginian was in the vicinity:shock:.

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    I was glad to here he lived for a little while. Give him some time to realize we got his ass!!
    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson

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