Next they should prohibit door locks, as they might cause injury to criminals during break-ins. Lockpicking can lead to carpal tunnel syndrome, and kicking in a door is just asking for a nasty splinters.
And we should require sufficient night-time lighting to ensure the burglar doesn't trip over the sofa and get hurt or break the TV he's carrying out.
And then comes mandatory liability insurance, in case your TV is so big he strains his back while lifting it; can't expect a thief to have an HMO.
You know... sometimes I wish we had hurricanes along our west coast... maybe it would keep these nut jobs busy enough they wouldn't micromanage everybody's lives.