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FYI, B&J's has historically been anti-2A, donating large amounts to people we don't like. I don't know if that's changed as they have been through several changes of ownership.
The company, which is known for its strong commitment to social causes, appointed a gentleman named Perry Odak as CEO. It caused a stir when the company revealed that Perry was most recently a senior manager at U.S. Repeating Arms Co.
If they've changed their tune, perhaps we can suggest some new flavors:
1) GUNS 'N' ROSES. Gun-shaped chocolate pieces and strawberry "roses" in vanilla ice cream. Your "Cherry Garcia" sold well, and with a similar endorsement from Axl Rose or Slash, this one could too!
2) UZI DOOZIE. Super-premium vanilla ice cream with a spray of chocolate chips, butter brickle, and coconut "shrapnel." Make your taste buds bleed!
3) SHOT IN THE DARK. Dark chocolate ice cream streaked with fudge ripples. Disarmingly delicious!
4) SHOOTY FRUTTI. This one is probably a fruit-flavored sorbet, along the lines of "Doonesberry." Death by pleasure!
5) SECOND AMEND-MINT. Two kinds of chunky treats (M&Ms and Kit Kats) swirled into rich minty ice cream. It'll get 'em up in arms!