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Thread: Assault Rock for sale on Ebay

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    Assault Rock for sale on ebay:



    http://cgi.ebay.com/bullet-knife-gun...QQcmdZViewItem



    A snippet from the description:
    In celebration of Ebay’s new firearm parts policy we proudly offer the ONLY genuine, fully automatic ASSAULT ROCK!!!! Get yours fast before Ebay decides you can’t-it seems guns have some legal standing in the Constitution of the United States (not on Ebay). Our crack team of right-wing lawyer wantabees are looking for rock protection as you read this-besides it keeps them from esoteric pursuits such as trying to figure out why liberals exist. These incredible tools started out as just lousy old Colorado granite; but have been transformed into works of art worthy of, and able to induce shock and awe!


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    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I propose we pool our money together and purchase this assault rock. We could take turns at the rock range with it, as long as everyone cleans and oils it before passing it to the next person.

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    Whoa! Aren't those things banned in some of the commie states?:shock:

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    Would I need a license to conceal it?
    "...our media are palace eunuchs gazing avidly at the harem of power and stroking their impotent pens in time to the rape of our liberties."
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    T-RaV wrote:
    Would I need a license to conceal it?
    Some of us CC two all the time.
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    I'm sorry but none of you low-lifes are worthy of owning this special weapon, only the Army, and of course the security guards of our elite's have the right to posess this powerful piece of military hardware. It serves NO civilian use whatsoever, it cannot be used for self defense, nor can it be used for hunting, therefore it must be kept out of the hands of the untrained. how else can we keep the world safe from the dreaded Assault Rock? :shock:

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    So a fully automatic rock only has to be thrown once, and it keps bouncing back to hit the target over and over again until you put your arm down, right?

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    no they advise against throwing:Please Note Again: We recommend against going “air-borne” with your rock unless you are a major league class pitcher or NFL class quarterback.

    this is a close quarter weapon indeed. instructions for optimal use:

    1. raise assault rock

    2. cock arm

    3. swing

    4. repeat as necessary


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    I'd like a silencer and a laser sight for mine.

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    I might get one for every room in the house.
    Why open carry? Because 1911 > 911.

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    Wow, I hope ebay feels stupid now.



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    holy crap look at the ending bid:shock:

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    Hawkflyer wrote:
    T-RaV wrote:
    Would I need a license to conceal it?
    Some of us CC two all the time.
    LMAO

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    Ghettokracker71 wrote:
    holy crap look at the ending bid:shock:
    Joke auction hardly ever get real bidders...

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    The listing has been removed.

    Guess eBay doesn't like having their idiocy mocked...
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    T-RaV wrote:
    The listing has been removed.

    Guess eBay doesn't like having their idiocy mocked...
    Exactly.

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    If anyone missed it here is a link to a copy of the EBAY ad:



    http://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/s...highlight=EBAY

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    openryan wrote:
    T-RaV wrote:
    The listing has been removed.

    Guess eBay doesn't like having their idiocy mocked...
    Exactly.
    More assault rocks, then?

    I'll do it. I just need to borrow a camera again.
    Why open carry? Because 1911 > 911.

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    Lol we should all post it. I'll post an assualt stick as a backup in case the rock falls through.

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    Oh well, time to cancel my eBay account. Won't be missed. I won't compromise my values of freedom for a few dollars in savings. Not that it will matter to them, since Oh wait, most of America has already done that.

    BOYCOT EBAY - CLOSE YOUR ACCOUNTS.

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    Hawkflyer wrote:
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    Would I need a license to conceal it?
    Some of us CC two all the time.
    What about the children?!?!? :what::shock::what:

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    T-RaV wrote:
    Would I need a license to conceal it?
    I dunno about your home state, TRaV, but here in KY, I think that open carry of an assault rock is OK! For one who is over 18, no felonies,etc. If you are legal to own it,you are legal to OC it.

    Sinceour State has the right to regulate only the carriage of CONCEALED deadly weapons, I think that one would need a CDWL to CC assault rocks. Since ours is a Concealed Deadly WEAPONS Licence, and we can pack switchblades, blackjacks, ninja throwing stars, nunchukas,etc, assault rocks should not be out of the question!

    Nor do we labour under the one gun a month law, nor the concealed GUNS only restrictions that our Virginian comrades are saddled with, so, with a KY CDWL, buy as many as you like, whenever you like,and pack as many as you like, OC or CC!

    Usual disclaimer applies,IANAL.

    But, no worries, mate!

    BTW, Bob Cav is right here, just boycott these nangers at eBay.Screw 'em!

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    In this case, I was OCing as a toddler. I used to like to pick up rocks and carry them to the nearest body of water to throw them in. ZOMG, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

    I think I need thousands of dollars of insurance money to deal with my mental scarring.

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    BobCav wrote:

    BOYCOT EBAY - CLOSE YOUR ACCOUNTS.







    Noooooo! Keep posting assault rock auctionsuntil they cancel your account!

    Vote Mussolini!
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