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Assault Rock for sale on Ebay

reefteach

reefteach

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Assault Rock for sale on ebay:



http://cgi.ebay.com/bullet-knife-gun-shell-brass-reload-weapon-assault-swat_W0QQitemZ170136134592QQihZ007QQcategoryZ73953QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem



A snippet from the description:
In celebration of Ebay’s new firearm parts policy we proudly offer the ONLY genuine, fully automatic ASSAULT ROCK!!!! Get yours fast before Ebay decides you can’t-it seems guns have some legal standing in the Constitution of the United States (not on Ebay). Our crack team of right-wing lawyer wantabees are looking for rock protection as you read this-besides it keeps them from esoteric pursuits such as trying to figure out why liberals exist. These incredible tools started out as just lousy old Colorado granite; but have been transformed into works of art worthy of, and able to induce shock and awe!
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IanB

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I propose we pool our money together and purchase this assault rock. We could take turns at the rock range with it, as long as everyone cleans and oils it before passing it to the next person.
 
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markheck1

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I'm sorry but none of you low-lifes are worthy of owning this special weapon, only the Army, and of course the security guards of our elite's have the right to posess this powerful piece of military hardware. It serves NO civilian use whatsoever, it cannot be used for self defense, nor can it be used for hunting, therefore it must be kept out of the hands of the untrained. how else can we keep the world safe from the dreaded Assault Rock? :shock:
 
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So a fully automatic rock only has to be thrown once, and it keps bouncing back to hit the target over and over again until you put your arm down, right?
 
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ijusam

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no they advise against throwing:Please Note Again: We recommend against going “air-borne” with your rock unless you are a major league class pitcher or NFL class quarterback.

this is a close quarter weapon indeed. instructions for optimal use:

1. raise assault rock

2. cock arm

3. swing

4. repeat as necessary
 
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