This just in: "Baghdad Bob" has been hired by the city of Norfolk, and issued a press statement.
"They are not near Norfolk. Don't believe them.... They said they entered with... handguns in the middle of the capital. They claim that they - I tell you, I... that this speech is too far from the reality. It is a part of this sickness of their plan. There is no an... - no any existence to the VCDL members or for rights in Norfolk at all."
"These villains, and in particular the villain Van Cleave, said they had attended our council meeting with 40 handguns to assassinate Mayor Paul D. Fraim. Not only are they disappointed, I think they are hysterical."