Dear General Assembly,
The Fairfax County Board of Supervisors would appreciate it if you would grant us the specific authority to create our own gun laws, so that your plan for gun laws to be consistent throughout the Commonwealth can be discombobulated. We want you to grant us this authority because the very word "gun" scares us so very much, and you would not believe the cleaning bills we incurr when we see a toy gun, let alone the real thing.
Oh, by the way! If you grant us this authority, every other political subdivision of the Commonwealth, along with just about every Commission, Board, and Agency in the Commonwalth will be coming to you next year whining about us getting special privileges and they want those special privileges too.
If you do not grant us this specific authority, we are going to hold our breath until we turn blue!
Fairfax County Board of Supervisors