Springfield45
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Citizen wrote:
Dammit ... why does everybody else get all the cool toys ?:dude:
Citizen wrote:
Claymores !?!?:what::what:I've got it!!!
Why didn't I think of this earlier?
This is the perfect situation for the legitimate use for a suicide vest!!
If I'm going, I'm taking him with me!
Egads! That's it! Why rig just an ordinary jihadi suicide vest? No, sir! Go for top of the line! Claymores! They're curved and will fit nicely on my athletic pecs! (Beautiful single womenare welcome to take particular note of that last sentence.)
Oh, drat. Suicide is illegal.
(Joke, everybody.)
Dammit ... why does everybody else get all the cool toys ?:dude: