I got this sent to me in a e-mail

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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN




Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and
make this happier, healthier street that would
Discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
Some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.



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[b]Republican's Answer: [/b]
]BANG!



Redneck' s Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
WinchesterSilver Tips or Hollow Points?'
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist[/size]

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I've seen that one a while back. My dad, who doesn't shoot, showed it to me. I showed him the spare mag I had on my belt for just such purposes, and said that it must "label" me or something. He thought that was funny.

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ROFLMAO!!:celebrate

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I guess that makes me a Republican...

But the "correct" option for me wasn't listed:

Libertarian:

BANG! BANG!... BANG!

Son: "Nice headshot, Dad!"
Daughter: "Yeah, I think he was wearing body armor."
Wife: "It's a good thing you practice those armor-defeating drills honey. I'll call the copsto clean up this mess."

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If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?

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Ok... there is NO WAY "MOST" Democrats would even THINK of self sacrifice. (There are exceptions but.... )