Here is some humor that I'm sure everyone here can laugh along with.
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.
*Now think about this:*
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, 80 million)
(B) Accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, are 1,500.
(C) Accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.
Statistics courtesy of FBI
*Out of concern for the public at large, I have decided to withhold the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and then seek medical attention. :-)