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Thread: 11 year old brings gun to school - reporter has IQ of a lobster

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    "Eleven-Year-Old Brings Unloaded Gun To Newport News School"
    Apr 1, 2008 4:00 PM EST

    Newport News police say an 11-year-old at B. C. Charles Elementary School student was arrested, at school, after he was found to have a hand gun in his book bag.

    The hand gun was not loaded and did not have any bullets in it, according to police.

    Another student alerted a school administrator that the 11-year-old had the gun.

    That's when police arrived and took the student to the Juvenile Intake and charged him with possession of a firearm on school property.

    No one was hurt in the incident.
    Bob Owens @ Bearing Arms (paraphrased): "These people aren't against violence; they're very much in favor of violence. They're against armed resistance."

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    I dunno, lobsters are pretty smart, and relatively intelligent. You might be giving him too much credit, and assuming he's smarter than he really is. :?

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    I'll bet he's a reporter that writes news articles!

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    Made me think of something like:

    Unlicensed Student Brings Undrivable Car to School

    The auto mobile did not have a fuel tank in it and was out of gas, according to police.
    Bob Owens @ Bearing Arms (paraphrased): "These people aren't against violence; they're very much in favor of violence. They're against armed resistance."

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    The hand gun was not loaded and did not have any bullets in it, according to police.
    God forbid we have a drunk handgun in pub-lick.

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    I am quite sure all of you are giving the reporter way to much credit. I am willing to bet he wrote down exactly what the police said. Therefore, the reporter is not the only Einstein in the crowd.

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    Hey do I smell some reporter bashing here.

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    Sounds more like they don't like seafood...
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    Not only was that redundant, it repeated itself too!

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    Pointman wrote:
    The hand gun was not loaded and did not have any bullets in it, according to police.
    God forbid we have a drunk handgun in pub-lick.
    That's funny right there. I don't care who you are . That's funny right there.

    TJ

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    Pointman wrote:
    The hand gun was not loaded and did not have any bullets in it, according to police.
    God forbid we have a drunk handgun in pub-lick.
    That's funny right there. I don't care who you are . That's funny right there.

    TJ

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    kimbercarrier wrote:
    Hey do I smell some reporter bashing here.
    That's allowable as surveys show that Americans put reporters somewhere below defense attys and used car salesmen as far as trustworthiness.

    I figured you guys would have some great comments on that article and I was right! LMAO
    Bob Owens @ Bearing Arms (paraphrased): "These people aren't against violence; they're very much in favor of violence. They're against armed resistance."

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    DocV wrote:
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    Is it one of those "3 strikes" offences?
    "The fourth man's dark, accusing song had scratched our comfort hard and long..."
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    mmmmmm....lobster....

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